-The most popular spoken language is not English, even though you live in the United States.-None of your basketball hoops have nets, and if they do, they're made out of chain.
-Unfinished or unfilled-in tattoos are quite common. But its alright, only four more payments before that naked lady tattoo is complete!
-The three luxury automobiles parked in the drive way are worth more than the house.
-Denny's is considered a nice restaurant.
-Every house has a No Trespassing or Beware of Dog sign.
-Bars around windows are quite common, and anyone that doesn't have them are laughed at and later broken into.
-The most popular sport in the area is soccer.
-You have to speak to your local convenience store guy through three inches of bullet-proof Plexiglas.
-Most houses have at least two different shopping carts in their yard from stores more than five miles away.
-There are more Whataburgers than McDonalds.
-Nobody wants to go to your mall because its the "ghetto one."
-Almost everything is chained down, even newspaper machines. Who steals that, seriously?
-"Shooting shit" is popular activity among residents, and considered by many a sport.
-People from other neighborhoods often ask you to "go back to your shanty."
-The State Fair is the biggest event of the year.
-There are more Pay-Day Loan places than banks.
-Duct tape is pretty much a part of every automobile.
-Your high school has a Day Care.
-Your middle school has a Day Care.
-Crack is your biggest export.
-All your doctors got their degrees from community colleges.
-There are more gun shops than libraries.
-NASCAR is the most popular sport.
-Your internet is in black and white.
