-When black out drunk, a sticky kitchen floor is just as comfortable as a temper-pedic.
-Tailgating does not mean you have to go to the game.
-Throwing up after drinking all night means you are sober again.
-What happens in Mexico is spread all over Facebook.
-The only important sport is Beer Pong.
-Ramen Noodles + Taco Bell mild sauce = Delicious.
-Asian kids are smart, sit next to them in class.
-A Doritos's bag is just as good as a condom... as long as the girl doesn't know your name or number.
-Nothing can cure a wine hangover.
-Sinks = Urinals.
-Don't get blackout during parents weekend.
-A Diamond is forever. And so is herpes, so stay away from that wing of the sorority house... just kidding
-Don't introduce family members to friends who always talk about wanting to "meet your mom and sister."
-80% of professors have facial hair... including female professors.
-People dressed up as police officers on Halloween are most likely real cops. (Do not pat them on the back)
-You will not enjoy your power hour... but your friends will
-Your white board on your dorm door will not be there after the first weekend.
-Taking a shit and sending a picture of it on your phone to a friend is just as good as a gift basket.
-The "Walk of Shame" is best when a crowd is around.
-Bets that you make while your drunk always resurface later.
-Pretending to talk on your cell phone when someone you hate walks in your direction is basically a force field.
-Things like 2 Girls 1 Cup actually exist and entertain drunk people.
-With anal sex: Forgiveness is easier than permission.
There we go, I'm sure most (all) of us have learned these important facts in college... Its worth that $10,000 a year, isn't it?
