Hot Girl + Shirt + Water = Awesome.
Hot Wings + Toilet - T.P. = Ruined Linen Towel.
1 Girl ÷ 2 Guys = "Eiffel Tower."
2 Girls ÷ 1 Guy = Yessss.
2 Girls + 1 Cup = Mom doesn't find it funny.
Keg - Beer = Shitty Party.
Tequila + 8 Tacos = Ruined Spring Break.
Drinking + Driving = Fun Time/Jail.
Sex - Condom = Herpes.
Obesity + Glasses - Confidence = Virgin.
Popped Collar + Highlighted Hair + Tribal Tat = D Bag.
Zoo = No Fun.
Zoo + Beer = Fun.
Zoo + Beer + Drunk and fall over fence = Food for Tigers.
Strip club + Lap dance + Lap Dance + Lap Dance = Overdrawn Account.
Freshman + Beer Bong = Barf.
Laundry + Dorm Dryer = New clothes for little brother.
Beauty + Sanity + Single = DOES NOT COMPUTE.
So, there is your first Paddy Math lesson, I hope you will be able to use these skills to avoid herpes, jail and being eaten by a tiger in the future.
