No. 41 "Paddy Math."

I am not a fan of math. Numbers aren't really my thing, but I believe that Paddy Math will get anyone to love this subject usually only reserved for Asians and Dungeons and Dragons players...

Hot Girl + Shirt + Water = Awesome.

Hot Wings + Toilet - T.P. = Ruined Linen Towel.

1 Girl ÷ 2 Guys = "Eiffel Tower."

2 Girls ÷ 1 Guy = Yessss.

2 Girls + 1 Cup = Mom doesn't find it funny.

Keg - Beer = Shitty Party.

Tequila + 8 Tacos = Ruined Spring Break.

Drinking + Driving = Fun Time/Jail.

Sex - Condom = Herpes.

Obesity + Glasses - Confidence = Virgin.

Popped Collar + Highlighted Hair + Tribal Tat = D Bag.

Zoo = No Fun.

Zoo + Beer = Fun.

Zoo + Beer + Drunk and fall over fence = Food for Tigers.

Strip club + Lap dance + Lap Dance + Lap Dance = Overdrawn Account.

Freshman + Beer Bong = Barf.

Laundry + Dorm Dryer = New clothes for little brother.

Beauty + Sanity + Single = DOES NOT COMPUTE.

So, there is your first Paddy Math lesson, I hope you will be able to use these skills to avoid herpes, jail and being eaten by a tiger in the future.