SAVED BY THE BELL:
- Parents don't exist and I can do whatever I want. All I need is a little charm, a cool zig-zag t-shirt, and some bleach blonde hair.
- All my friends are in every single one of my classes.
- Nerds have funny voices and always wear high pants, glasses, and have messy hair. And despite being smart, Zach and his D+ average can always trick them.
- Jocks wear their letterman jackets every day.
- You can stop time by saying "time out" and making the appropriate symbol with your hands.
- Drinking a sip of beer will lead you to wreck your car.
- No matter how much mischief you cause, how much homework you don't do, and how much trouble you get into, the principal will give you a "Ohhh Zach..." and forget about everything.
- You can get in UCLA just because of high SAT scores even though you slacked off all four years in high school and rarely went to class.
- There's no such thing as black people.
- Bob Saget is funny.
- If you get upset you can just run away from your problems and dramatic music will play and nobody will come after you.
- Twenty people can live in one house.
- Mullets are cool.
- "Paaalease" said by a 4 year old is funny.
- A 40 year old man (Danny) bickers with a 13 year old (Kimmy) girl every week.
- You can conquer any issue or problem that comes your way in a 30 minute time period. And if its really bad, it will all be settled next week.
- San Fransisco doesn't have any homosexuals.
- Having a sip of alcohol at your school dance is the worst thing in the world.
BOY MEETS WORLD:
- You will have a teacher that is also your neighbor that follows you from middle school to high school to college just because he "happens" to have a PhD.
- You will fall in love and marry the first girl you ever dated.
- If you are poor, you can complain about it all the time.
- If you wear a leather jacket and ride a motorcycle, you are automatically the "cool teacher."
- You can disappear for 4 years, and come back for one episode because "you were on the other side of the school."
- Its easy to be brainwashed by cults.
- You can tell a girl that you will only date her for two weeks and she'll be fine with it.
- You will go to the same college as your best friend, girlfriend and brother.